Babblings of a Muppet-Loving Freak

Yeah, I'm continuing with my weird comedy series of Hermione telling Ron and Harry Muggle fairytales to pass the time while looking for horcruxes. Previous in the semi-series
Cinder-What-the-Hell?-a
Snow Wh-at-Are-You-Kidding-Me?-ite
Sleeping Bea-You-People-Are-Mad-ty

( “Little Red Riding Hood?” Ron asked. “What’s that? A story about a bank robber on horseback?” )