but after carefully weighing the options, the results are in, and the Groundhog says it'll be an early spring!

What, you thought I meant Iowa?

Seriously, though, the Democratic results were fairly surprising, really, as were the Republican ones. I will say that, although I am obviously not a fan of any of the Republican candidates, if Cruz really did have people at the polling places telling everyone Carson had dropped out of the race and endorsed Cruz? Whoa. Low. That should be illegal.